Alexxx.

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

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i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

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The hilarious double standard “Mexicans are lazy, and too stupid/can’t be bothered to learn English” and “Mexicans are taking all our jobs”. So, you’re saying that you lost your job to a lazy person who doesn’t speak English, how bad at your job were you?

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stargazingeyes:

OH SNAP!

(Source: chinitahermosaa, via jayywhizzle)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

i fucking love this website omg

nicolegoat:

babe

shessosumptuous:

So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

(Source: charmslapped, via vomitofthemouth)

areaofinterest:

Michael Chase

musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

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southernstoner420:

I bet this is this guy’s only talent. I’d be lying though if I said I wasn’t impressed.