leonardo dicaprio said old sport way too many times. I wanted to punch him in the throat every time he said it by the end of the movie.
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
The legal drinking age in Mexico is "Tengo...
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your-pal-lindsay: thesmoshfangirl: chinchillaghosts: wivernryder: chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: why is bob short for robert how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’? How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”? you ask him nicely you ask him nicely i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
shutupaubrey: team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
perfunctory: it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: superhubbys: its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me #OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER
dirtyalec: sometimes I close my eyes and I can’t see
njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter
foodchewer: *hides good snacks from family members*