Who’s the more foolish: the fool or the fool who follows him?– Obi-Wan Kenobi. (via nicolesanerd)
angelshark: I love new underwear
When I had my first sip of alcohol,
liquidtemptations: weedandcreativity: Now when I drink I’m like, Lmao Damnnnnn straight!
clavicola: “For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn.” In the 1920s, Ernest Hemingway bet ten dollars that he could write a complete story in just six words. He wrote and he won, calling it his best piece of writing.
If the Jesus piece around your neck is bigger than your pistol, it makes homicide okey dokey and your god will forgive you. Just show the saints at heaven’s gate, you should be on the list. I hear he overlooks manslaughter for a tatooed crucifix.
shestayslifted: i hate when hoodrats replace their g’s with q’s